Know the song Hotel California? Ever wanted to actually go there? Well, don't you wish you knew Wendy! Her front porch is just like the hotel in the song... "You can check out any time you'd like, but you can never leave!" Once you step foot onto the porch, whether the owner is there or not, you can't go home! Doesn't matter the time, the number of wine bottles, or the obcenity of conversation... YOU HAVE BEEN CAUGHT IN THE WARP!!

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